The act of gerbiling, according to the Internet, is simple. In most instances, it involves a tube up the ass, followed by a gerbil up that tube. One might lure the gerbil up the tube with a piece of cheese, or, inversely, light a flame under the funnel to send the gerbil scurrying. I have seen more than few suggestions that drugs for the gerbil might also be helpful. For men, the burrowing of the gerbil stimulates the prostate gland, which can provoke spontaneous ejaculation. For women, there are options on where the gerbil can be introduced thanks to one porn video site, I can confirm this. But whatever the variants, the equipment at its most basic is: Tube.
Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe. Courtesy of Photos. Some newer readers might've missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in —so I'm rerunning it now because I still get questions about "gerbiling" on a daily basis. QWe were having a little office debate about "gerbiling. Do all gay men do this? Does Richard Gere? Does the animal get shoved up the anus with a toilet paper roll only to suffocate seconds later? Is it the scratching or the act of killing an animal that gets people off? Can't this cause serious damage? What gives?
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The rumor has endured for decades, becoming as deeply embedded in pop culture as that alleged gerbil itself. Who would have thought Gere himself would come out of it looking so enlightened? And while other rumors usually jump around from celebrity to celebrity the way the rumor about Prince getting his ribs removed to suck his own dick eventually became a rumor about Marilyn Manson instead , this particular tale is only ever related to one guy: Richard Gere. The story goes like this: Richard Gere once got a gerbil stuck up his ass and then had to go to the ER to get it removed. Yet this single-sentence narrative has somehow endured the test of time for decades , like some ancient folklore passed down from generation to generation. Why has this story been so durable? Where did it come from? Why the fuck is a gerbil always the rodent of choice? Most importantly, is it true?
Gerbilling , also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting , is a rumoured sexual practice of inserting small live animals usually gerbils but also mice , hamsters , rats and various other rodents into the human rectum to obtain stimulation. Some variations of reports suggest that the rodent be covered in a psychoactive substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted. According to folklorist Jan Harold Brunvand , accounts of gerbilling were first recorded in and initially were said to involve a mouse and an unidentified man. In subsequent versions of the story, the animal was a gerbil and the story applied to several male celebrities. As of the mids, there were no reports in peer-reviewed medical literature describing gerbilling among the variety of rectal foreign objects removed from people's bodies. Mike Walker, a National Enquirer gossip columnist, spent months attempting to verify the gerbilling rumors about a celebrity. After much investigation, he was unable to find any evidence that a gerbilling incident ever happened: "I'm convinced that it's nothing more than an urban legend. Dan Savage , a sex-advice columnist who frequently discusses unusual sexual practices, stated in that he has never received a first-hand or even a second-hand account of the practice. According to the editors of Snopes. In a stand-up comedy bit recorded for his album, Leader of the Banned , Sam Kinison vents his frustration at public protests of his controversial material by suggesting that gerbilling is a commonplace practice among gay men.